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Hey all, I know there’s been radio silence on my side for the last few… well… for a seriously long time. I wish I could say that I had finished an arcade machine with such a high score that the alien race that invented it came down to earth to take me off to fight in their war and save their people. In reality I have to admit that I haven’t played anything in an arcade for years… so you will just have to write it off as laziness.

But that is now a thing of the past! Yes, that is correct ladies, gentlemen and sentient shades of the colour blue: This blog will once again be ticking over on a regular schedule! I will post something (no comment as to what) at least once a week.

On to other things: I’ve recently bought a monster of a gaming machine. This is the first machine I’ve had in AGES that even approximates the contemporary standard, so I’ve been playing lots of games and I thought I’d give you my thoughts on them:

Batman: Arkham City

Whoo-wee what a cool game! I never did manage to play through Arkham Asylum, can’t even find a copy of it, but I had tons of fun with the sequel. The whole thing feels very batman-y… I loved the combat (both straight-up fights and stealthy sections) and the cross city movement was a complete joy after I got the hang of the controls. I would love to see a Gotham Racer game, using the exact same controls… all I’d want is a little more speed.  Favourite moment in the game:  The Mr. Freeze boss fight… I know it’s not as climactic as the others, but it gave me the greatest sense of accomplishment.

 

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

I don’t know why no one thought of this idea before. It’s essentially a standard RPG format adventure game, you get XP, you level up, create weapons and potions… all very standard fare to gamers by now. Even the story (written by R.A. Salvatore – whom I respect greatly) is nothing ground breaking to anyone familiar with the Heroic Fantasy genre, but what sets it apart is the combat. Combat in this game is spectacular, more on the lines of God of War and the like and it is more than refreshing to enjoy the combat sequences of an RPG as much as the story (in fact, it caused me problems with another game… keep reading). The only criticism I can make about this game is that the last third was FAR too easy… seriously… I snored through it, which unfortunately took all the drama out of the final fights… I knew I wouldn’t have any problem beating anything the game could throw at me, and I was right.

Elder Scrolls V:  Skyrim

Ah, Skyrim… I actually bought this one before both Arkham City and KOA and I played a fair amount (lots of any other game… not a lot for an Elder Scrolls title), took over the magic college and all that. My problem came in after taking a break to play KOA. After enjoying the combat so much in KOA, I simply cannot force myself to get back into Skyrim. The story is cool, and the graphics are not bad, but the combat is just horrible… seriously, it’s shit. Also: gravity defying horses… really? WTF?

 And that’s what I’ve been up to… tune in next week for more awesomeness… or randomness… depends on your point of view I guess.

-Odd

“Now with 100% more words”

Mdrn Spk.

So with the advent of the cell-phone and the sms, a new form of english was born.

Ppl strtd drppng vwls, l8r +ed nmbrs to denote words, and made sms-speak a form of communication unintelligible to many.
Then came the blackberry craze, and with the inclusion of a full qwerty (love typing that) keyboard, it seemed that there might be a return to spelling words properly.
I welcomed it as an opportunity to have capital letters and proper punctuation at my fingertips, taking the slog out of typing proper messages.

But no, it was not to be.
The generation that spawned sms-speak merely moved their missing vowels and punctuationless messages to the new tech.
OMG, I cn type so mch fstr! LOL!!!!

So yesterday Apple launched the new half an iPhone, the 4S, which runs a bit faster and has VOICE RECOGNITION!!!!
Now this will soon become standard across the BB/Andriod/iMarket, and I shudder to think that sms-speak might leap another logical barrier like it did with the qwerty keyboard.
Imagine a room filled with people saying "Lol" into their phones. (Shudder)

Microsoft is upholding the proud American tradition of pillaging and raping the english language.

So I've been an active SharePoint admin for half a year now, and amongst the many things about the product that make me wonder is the capitalisation of SharePoint.
Yes. Capital S, hare Capital P, oint, one word.
MS spellcheck will even bitch at you about bad spelling if you dont capitalise the P.
I put this down as an anomaly until I started investigating PowerPivot today.
And there it is...Capital P, ower Capital P, ivot, one word.

I think that the de-generation of American kids that actually believe that kewl, ossum and skool are real english words have grown up enough to get jobs naming products for Mister Gates.
They dont even have the decency to put a hyphen in.